The Engineer's Song
An engineer told me before he died,
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
An engineer told me before he died
A Rum, A Rum
An engineer told me before he died
And I have no reason to believe he lied
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
That she could never be satisfied
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
So he built a bloody great wheel
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
So he built a bloody great wheel
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
So he built a bloody great wheel
Two balls of brass and a prick of steel
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
The balls of brass he filled with cream
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
The balls of brass he filled with cream
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
The balls of brass he filled with cream
And the whole fucking thing was driven by steam
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
He tied her to the leg of the bed
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
He tied her to the leg of the bed
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
He tied her to the leg of the bed
He tied her hand above her head
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
There she lay demanding a fuck
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
There she lay demanding a fuck
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
There she lay demanding a fuck
He shook he hand and wished her luck
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Up and up went the level of steam
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Up and up went the level of steam
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Up and up went the level of steam
Down and down went the level of cream
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Until at last the maiden cried
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Until at last the maiden cried
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Until at last the maiden cried
'Enough, enough, I'm satisfied"
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Now we come to the tragic bit
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Now we come to the tragic bit
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
Now we come to the tragic bit
There was no way of stopping it!
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
She was split from ass to tit
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
She was split from ass to tit
A Rum, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty-bum
She was split from ass to tit
And the whole fucking thing was covered in...
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!
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