Past Events

Saturday 14th July 2001, 3.30pm

Venue: Moose's Bar

Hares:

• Djongo & Arsefelt

Misdemeanours:

• Djongo & Arsefelt - Good hash in the Silver Hills
• Django - arrived back at base without is French Stick
Virgins: Brian Kennedy, Sach Garcia, Liz Mackley, Bryony Foulds, Rob Cranstone (RN), Djongo (who forgot his name)
• Complaint - Moosedick tried to conceal his arrival by boat into the cave at the wrong end of the beach.
• Hash Names - Ellen christened Fridgid Mermaid, Djongo christened Channel Tunnel
• Cabaret - Papa Smurf bedecked in French cravat performed Allouette on Djongo with full choral backing.
• Rusty Bollocks performed the comedy turn but he misplaced the punch line of the Vet joke.
• Rusty Bollocks - Bad joke teller.
• Papa Smurf - Lost the car keys.
• Moosedick - Jump starting a car.

Run No 8 - Bastille Day Hash

On time 3.30.p.m. the red T -shirts and flying French flashes arrived at Mooses, deposited various belongings to be shipped to Rendezvous Bay; Cossies, Bar Booze, Flippers, masks, snorkels, umbrellas, coolboxes and rucksacks under the safekeeping of Bar/Bay Watch MacElders and Moosedick. The aforesaid were tossed overboard on the beach and Moosedick waved goodbye with the ferryman. The Bar and belongings were pulled to the one inch of shade near a rock occupied by the resident gecko awaiting hashers.

MEANWHILE Briefing and Baguettes were dispensed at Mooses, transport organised and off to Drummonds.

The Runners were deposited at the foot of the hill to give them their warm up to join the Walkers who were still in vehicular mode till the top of the New Road Hill. On On through Rendezvous Village inspecting the skeletal occupants of the abandoned house. On on north a bit, then west to find a rocky shore. On On south round the bend slip sliding on the pebbles to find the On In at Rendezvous Bay. Baguettes were checked and abandoned for Beer and a lingering bob in the Caribbean or a bit of a snorkel at the reef, only to be abandoned reluctantly for the Down Downs.

The semi-circle was completed by the ferryman to Little bay. Happy Landings!